"Do I honestly have to spell it out for you? The only appropriate time and place to ride a bike is a time beyond time and a place beyond place, where the space-time continuum is bent so strangely you are both everywhere and nowhere, eternal and nonexistent. You must become the smoke that comes from shadow, the sound of blue, the smell that emanates from the number twelve." 👏👏👏https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/youre-a-cyclist-who-was-just-struck-by-a-car-driver-heres-why-it-was-your-fault